when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
When kids tell me they hate being a kid and can't...
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feeling like a stranger in your OWN apartment >
pedophile: i have candy get in the van
pedophile: the van has wifi
porterrobinsonisnotmyboyfriend: Porter Robinson is still not my boyfriend.
Just for future reference, don’t use words like ‘love’ anymore. It’s a very...– Peter Craig
When you suddenly turn into a ballerina when you...
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